Tired of being my friends' unpaid therapist?
So was I. Welcome to Nawaf's Physiotherapy*, the premier (and only) institution dedicated to solving my friends' problems with questionable, AI-generated advice.
*Not a real physiotherapy clinic. Not real advice. Please don't sue me.
The (Un)Professional's Couch
Got a problem? Big or small, dumb it down for our highly-advanced, probably-sentient AI. It will provide a solution so absurd, you'll forget what you were worried about.
Don't Just Take My Word For It...
Hear from the brave souls (my friends) who tested my revolutionary therapeutic techniques. Their lives are... different now.
A 'Friend'
"I told Nawaf I was stressed about my exams. He told me to simply replace my textbook with a coloring book. I failed my exams, but I've never been more zen. 10/10 would fail again."
Another 'Friend'
"My cat was ignoring me. Nawaf's AI suggested I start speaking in meows. Now, my cat and I have deep, meaningful conversations about the futility of chasing laser pointers. Life-changing."
Definitely a 'Friend'
"I couldn't decide what to eat for dinner. The AI advised me to eat everything in my fridge in alphabetical order. I got through 'apples' and 'bananas' before I had to be hospitalized. But at least I'm not indecisive anymore!"
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